TAKE YOUR PICK: HOME RAMBLINGS BLOG READ THE FAQ MAILING LIST THA' ARCHIVE PHOTOS, ETC. GUESTBOOK ABOUT CELINE SEARCH SITE EMAIL CELINE FUN STUFF: FREE GRAPHICS MY RADIO STATION JIGSAW PUZZLES DAILY CARTOON RIDDLES/JOKES SEND AN E-CARD LINK TO HERE IWANTALIFE.COM 1679 Copyright © 2002-4 Celine the Rambling Queen. All rights reserved.		| Sunday August 01 2010 06:41:33 EDT | Celine the Rambling Queen's... Home of the all-too-true Tango the Wonder Kitty and Purple Plaything tales! Tell A Friend About This... er, Song? Type In Your Name: Type In Your E-mail: Your Friend's E-mail: Your Comments: Receive copy:  The Thanksgiving Song By Celine, written when she was a teenager, somewhere around 1988 to 1990 Thanksgiving is the time of year When people fill their guts out to here Everyone eats everything in sight And go to bed very sick that night Turkey sandwiches for months to come All are pigs, old and young The turkey's on the table so brown and proud But since Mom cooked, it's all dried out chorus: The Turkey's not a Butterball So you know it's really gross The turkey's so funny looking That it makes you want to choke It's the same thing every year So filled with Thanksgiving cheer But I want to die 'Cause someone forgot the beer So now everyone's so stuffed But still haven't had enough They think they have to eat like sows So Mom won't have a cow Chorus