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Home of the all-too-true Tango the Wonder Kitty and Purple Plaything tales!
They're Everywhere! December 18, 2002
Friends. Friends, friends, friends... you want to look at pictures. You do, trust me. And guess what, I have some. http://www.specialweb.com/xmas2002 It's my annual santa, etc., collection photo exhibit time, and you're among the lucky folks who get to see it. I know, you're impressed and feel blessed beyond belief. I understand these things, and I'm here for you. My nephew tried to count the various santas and related items, but he stopped somewhere around 100. One might say I'm obsessed. One would be right. A note about the Christmas tree -- it was much prettier when it was first put up. Since then, the lower half has been redecorated about a gazillion times due to the curious paws of certain cats who shall remain named: Tango the Wonder Kitty, Murphy, and Butler. And then there's my dog, Kira, who likes to walk under the tree in slow motion. I don't know why. She does it every year. In other news, I've recently learned happiness can come from unexpected places. Take West Virginia, for example. A very nice bit of happiness has found its way into my life, and the source happens to reside there. This bit of happiness comes in the form of a witty, intelligent, funny, beautiful, and charming as all get out lady. I just want to let her know those things, because for some bizarre reason, she has her doubts. In scooter news, I am happy to report my Purple Plaything (which, incidentally, still isn't a sex toy) is still running great. Of course, now that I've said that, it will die in the middle of traffic. Anyway, it now has over 3000 miles on it. Considering the town I live in isn't all that big, and since I can't leave city limits on the scooter, I'd have to say that isn't too bad. I can also say it's been raining a lot here in Oregon, and I've been getting wet as a result. Mainly on my knees, since I have a big windshield and my knees are the only parts of me not covered up by my jacket. But if anyone wants to invent a bubble to go around my scooter so I won't have to get wet, I wouldn't mind. The wind really gets annoying. Finally, how about some talk show fun.... Recent Talk Show Topics:
Jerry Springer: Is My Girlfriend a Lesbian or Not?
Oprah: What Happens After the Wedding? |
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