I want you to know, loyal reader(s), I haven't abandoned you. You've been on my mind and in my heart since my last post, but I became sidetracked.

My major distraction was the creation of Tango the Wonder Kitty's month-old MySpace profile. It wasn't my idea to make it, it was Tango's. I just did the manual labor.

His friends list is for other cats, dogs, etc., and a select few humans. If you want to be one of the few, message him on MySpace about wanting to be a friend and that you know him from this blog.

I also have a MySpace profile, but it's pretty lame, since Tango makes me spend all my time doing his. I'm open to human friends, though, so feel free to send friend requests. If Tango lets me take time out from him, I'll be sure to approve you.

Tango's profile has his own blog, from his point of view. Check it out when you have time.

Oh, and I put up several photos of Tango and the other kitties at Flickr. They are adorable little twerps.

Really bad gas

You may recall my recent troubles with the Purple Plaything, which is still a Honda scooter and not a sex toy. It turns out I had a batch of crappy fuel, which was causing it run like it had rocks up its muffler, if you know what I mean.

I gave it some Tums, and it's running better now. Not great, but better.

Boring life as I know it

Another reason I haven't blogged is a simple one -- my life is very boring. Want to hear about the cereal I ate this morning? How about the new mouthwash I bought?

Yeah, me either.

If anything fairly interesting does happen, though, I'll let ya know. Or maybe I'll just make something up.