Sunday, May 01, 2005
Oprah worshipping and Tango renovations
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The other day while I was sitting at my computer, Tango got up and sat on the computer tower and stared at me. I was busy, so I wasn't paying much attention to him. So, Tango being his innovative self, decided to start knocking things off the shelves of my desk to get my attention. I'd stop him from doing it, he'd sit there for a minute, and then he'd start doing it again. Each time I'd stop him he'd start purring at me and rubbing up against my monitor.
It didn't do any good to make him get down, of course, because he'd jump right back up and do it again. And it's hard to be mad at him when he's purring like that. He knows that and uses it to his advantage. He has me well trained.
In religion news, I discovered a fascinating fact while waiting in line at the grocery store the other day:
In case the photo doesn't display, it says: "Alien bible found! They worship Oprah!" I think this factual factoid of absolute truth was from The Globe, or some other reputable and not-at-all fictional periodical.
Finally, a religion I can get behind.
Another headline seen in the pic is "Freaky Good Friday - God shows up at mall!" I was left to wonder if He was there to buy something, or if He was hawking some goods. Maybe those Jesus-scented candles I heard about on CNN.
I could have actually read the article, but I believe when it comes to God-related matters, people should be left seek out their own answers.
Well, that, and I didn't want to be seen reading a tabloid. I do have some standards, such as they are.
Tango the Wonder Kitty's Home Renovations
"If all your belongings aren't all on the floor, they will be!"
"If all your belongings aren't all on the floor, they will be!"
Why go out of your way to put your things in closets, cupboards, and in drawers? Tango can reorganize and restructure your home to create a centralized content location! No more searching all over the house for your car keys, glasses, appliances, children, pets, etc. Just let Tango use his patented "bat at with paws" technique to quickly and efficiently put everything you own onto the floor. You'll be glad you did.
Call now for hourly rates. We accept catnip, canned cat food, and treats only. Void where prohibited by allergies. Not responsible for damaged items, shed cat hair, or anything else for that matter.
Call now for hourly rates. We accept catnip, canned cat food, and treats only. Void where prohibited by allergies. Not responsible for damaged items, shed cat hair, or anything else for that matter.
The other day while I was sitting at my computer, Tango got up and sat on the computer tower and stared at me. I was busy, so I wasn't paying much attention to him. So, Tango being his innovative self, decided to start knocking things off the shelves of my desk to get my attention. I'd stop him from doing it, he'd sit there for a minute, and then he'd start doing it again. Each time I'd stop him he'd start purring at me and rubbing up against my monitor.
It didn't do any good to make him get down, of course, because he'd jump right back up and do it again. And it's hard to be mad at him when he's purring like that. He knows that and uses it to his advantage. He has me well trained.
In religion news, I discovered a fascinating fact while waiting in line at the grocery store the other day:
In case the photo doesn't display, it says: "Alien bible found! They worship Oprah!" I think this factual factoid of absolute truth was from The Globe, or some other reputable and not-at-all fictional periodical.
Finally, a religion I can get behind.
Another headline seen in the pic is "Freaky Good Friday - God shows up at mall!" I was left to wonder if He was there to buy something, or if He was hawking some goods. Maybe those Jesus-scented candles I heard about on CNN.
I could have actually read the article, but I believe when it comes to God-related matters, people should be left seek out their own answers.
Well, that, and I didn't want to be seen reading a tabloid. I do have some standards, such as they are.
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