I discovered more older talk show topics from previous ramblings I didn't include yesterday, plus I have a few new ones. Wow.

The older topics:

Jerry Springer: Lesbian for a Day
(Jerry's a lesbian for a day? And here I thought Jerry's a male... silly me)

Ricki Lake: You Are My Baby's Daddy
(Ricki's a daddy? And here I thought Ricki's a female... strange)

Montel Williams: I Disapprove of Your Relationship
(Well, Montel, I didn't ask you, anyway)

Jenny Jones: You Need to Be Told, Your Lover Is Too Old
(What is it with these judgmental talk show hosts, anyway?)

Montel Williams: Safe ... but Deadly?
(Um... huh?)

Jerry Springer: When Transsexuals Attack!
(Um... would it be any different then when anyone else attacks? I'm confused.)

Ricki Lake: I Want to Walk a Day With a larger Chest!
(Okay! We'll take your 4-drawer pine chest and replace it with a nice oak six-drawer! But you have to give it back tomorrow.)

Jerry Springer: I'm Having a Lesbian Affair With My Own Sister
Jerry Springer: I'm Having a Lesbian Affair With My Own Daughter
(You know me, I'll all for lesbians, but really... keep your family out of it!)

Sally: I'm Ashamed of My Looks
(But Sally, you're not a bad looking woman! And, really, it's all about inner beauty, after all... at least, that's what I, personally, am banking on.)

And now, a couple of new ones. My comments are after the summaries, prefaced by "--". Brace yourselves...

Jerry Springer: My Boyfriend Is A Woman!
Mario is in quite a spot! He was feeling neglected by his girlfriend, Ebony, so he started cheating with her friend, Alvenia! Now Mario wants Ebony back and Alvenia out of his life! But he has more to tell Alvenia... he must confess that he is actually a she! Remarkably, both women want him and are will to fight for him!

-- You'd think at least one of them would have noticed the lack of a certain part of the male anatomy on Mario. That's right, friends, I'm talking about an adam's apple.

What else would I being talking about?

Maury: Can You Guess... Sexy Divas or Dashing Dudes?
They have the curves and they have the clothes, but some of the sexy divas on today's MAURY are actually men! Will you be able to pick out the boys dressed as girls, even when they are wearing skimpy swim suits? It's a fashion show like no other!

-- Wouldn't you hate to be one of the actual women on the show whom the audience thinks is actually a guy? If that happened, of course, I'm sure you could go on another talk show to talk about. Possible title:

They Say I'm a Man, but That's Just a Sham!

It would be all kinds of fun. When I was a child I was very much a tomboy, and was actually mistaken for a boy on a couple of ocassions by other children. That doesn't happen to me any longer, but I can still remember it like it was several years ago. Because it was.