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 a personal web page by celine chamberlin |
celine chamberlin is...
... a web designer and consultant, or as my family would attest, I'm a full fledged internet addict (in a good sense... I think). Below is some stuff about me. Warning: may induce drowsiness. Use only as directed. So, sit on your head and read it that way... those are my directions for proper use.
I'm also interested in contractual and freelancing writing work, in the internet, computing, and humor fields.
a brief work history, for whatever reason:
Web Designer, Specialized Web Ad Design (a.k.a. Special Web), Stayton, OR
Adjunct Faculty, Chemeketa Community College, Salem, OR
Columnist, Statesman Journal, Salem, OR
Guide, Internet for Beginners, The Mining Co. (now known as About.com)
education:
I'm about a stone's throw away from an Associate Degree in General Studies at Chemeketa, the place where I used to teach. This might not sound like much, but believe me, if you knew the story (it started a long time ago...), you wouldn't think so. I've also gleaned a pretty good education from life and work experience.
some current obsessions:
Melissa Etheridge music, Xena fan fiction, my four kitties as well as my other pets (see later in page for details), playing Pretty Good Solitaire games, and doing absolutely nothing constructive. I excel at that last one.
Some general favorites:
- Movie: Fried Green Tomatoes. I have watched it somewhere near a million times (give or take a couple, of course). My favorite actress in the movie is Mary Stewart Masterson... but the whole cast is great, the story's great, and I just rather enjoy the whole movie. Another favorite movie is Dirty Dancing. Patrick Swayze sure can... dance. I own this one on DVD, as well.
- Song: The Rose by Bette Midler. The music I like changes more often than Madonna's hair style, but this song is one I can never tire of. I also like LeAnn Rimes' version, but Bette's is the best.
- State: Oregon... which is, incidentally, where I live. I rather like it here.
- (Or) State: Confusion. Sorry, just had to throw that entirely overly done joke in.
Oh, and to answer some people's questions -- yes, Celine is my real name (my middle name). No, I'm not trying to emulate a dead author, and I'm not trying to be the singer, Celine you-know-who, although I am a fan of her music. Oh, and I'm not French (though I do have some French blood in me)... and yadda yadda yadda.
I'm just me. For better or worse.
As for other personal things.... well, I'm 20-something, single, kinda short (5' tall), I have no children (but I have enough nieces and nephews to go around), but I do have four dogs (Shasta - rottweiler, Lucky & Lucy - springer spaniel sisters, and Tai - chow chow), and four cats (Tango, Butler, Pesha, and Murphy). I love music, reading, and sleeping... not necessarily in that order, but you never know. Sometimes I do all three at once. The picture to the right is of me as a baby... in my cuter years.
This site was created in June, 1995... well, because I was bored. Being bored can be a dangerous thing. I can't imagine I'll be ending it anytime soon, so for now, the demented have a home. I will be adding more things as I get the time, so keep coming back. And email me (kcc @ specialweb.com) if you have the chance to let me know you came... I like to know who my page is attracting. I can't promise I'll respond due to my being entirely too busy and getting entirely too much spam, but I do appreciate the email.
Goals of iwantalife.com
- Celine is a Generation X'er, so she doesn't have goals, because she has no desire for them.
- To dispell what's stated in the first goal, because it isn't true.
- To build good web pages that people will enjoy.
- To waste all of Celine's time and your time surfing the internet instead of doing something productive.
- To make the overall web site (all my pages, in other words) bigger and better... because it's there.
Some favorite musicians, in no particular order...
- Sarah McLachlan
- Celine Dion
- Melissa Etheridge
- Cher
- Bette Midler
- Kenny Loggins
- Jewel
- Trisha Yearwood
- Elton John
- Reba McEntire
- Jimmy Buffett
- Vince Gill
- Barbra Streisand
- Kathy Mattea
- Yanni
- Weird Al Yankovic
- ... and many more, believe me. My taste changes, expands, and alters all the time.
Disclaimer
This web page, and all sub-pages, are made by Celine Chamberlin. The information contained within expresses her opinion only, (and sometimes not even then) and no one elses, except where I've linked others' pages, which reflect the authors of the various thingies there. And remember: don't drink and drive or end up a statistic... or worse yet, let some innocent person end up a statistic, drugs and alcohol aren't worth it, use a condom for Pete's sake, stay in school 'cause life is hard enough as it is without making it worse by being stupid, children are people too so don't have any until you can take care of yourself first, take only as directed, see insert for details, Celine recommended - reader approved, just do it, you too can put out forest fires, have you visited a good web page -- lately?, don't worry be happy, yabba dabba do, scooby scooby do - where are you?, and shoop - baby - shoop.
Last modified: Wednesday, 14-Jul-2004 03:09:59 EDT